deerlyBeloved

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deerlyBeloved: top price
Chloe Price / 21 / female / lesbian

If you like a girl who's too stubborn to know when to stop, then the Price is Right with this blue-haired hot mess. A slew of insecurity issues not even remotely well covered up by her sarcastic demeanor, she'll laugh in your face the first time you drop the l-word and only kiss you first if you double-dog-dare her. For a dead girl, she's got one lively mouth, and she'll be happy to show just about anyone how well she can use it.

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Comments

Mirror-Max | un: shaka brah

[mypartnerintime]

P.S. I hate you

[tagartist]

so hate sex?

[mypartnerintime]

no

[mypartnerintime]

maybe

Done

[mypartnerintime]

guess we'll never know

[tagartist]

why you dying soon

[ she's too drunk to be responsible with this conversation. ]

text; un: bite me

[pathofthewrong]

[She's still learning about technology and social media, it's not terribly hard for her to pick up, but she just did that thing where you hit send before finishing saying anything and the app wanted her to make a choice, and now she can't figure out how to start a conversation. UGH.]

[tagartist]

[ It takes her a minute to look through her profile so she can see who got THE BEST USERNAME EVER and ]

flattered as i am, you must be at least 17 to enjoy this ride

[pathofthewrong]

Wait, what ride? This stupid thing wouldn’t let me do anything until I picked one of the little symbols.

text; un: halfbreedboytoy

[praecipitem]

except probably not any time in the foreseeable future because did you know chestbursting aliens exist
and krolia never told me
except for the part where what if thats part of what i am
and im sorry because i dont think pregnancy tests tell you if youre going to have an alien explode out of you

[tagartist]

okay 1) i fucking KNEW THEY EXISTED, my mom is such a fucking liar
2) do you even know how a pregnancy test works

[praecipitem]

yes i know how a pregnancy test works
you pee on a stick and it says yes or no
like a magic 8 ball from hell
in piss-stick form

text; un: blueBalls

[azurestar]

[After he's drank a lot more to cope with this new terrible possibility of having a stomach bursting alien inside him.]

hey
heeey
did u kno
the stoma aliens
exift

[tagartist]

[ god she needs to be as drunk as he is right now. ]

you mean the ones from aliens
because i have been informed, yes

i take it you talked to keith

[azurestar]

hes a fukin DICK

text ( un: asdf )

[fourgasm]

question: so does the dead girl's lively mouth still got lips on it, because that colors the answer i'll be giving

text: 1/2

[tagartist]

oh shit hold on lemme just

video;

[tagartist]

[ She flips on the feed to do this. Only with all blue hair, obviously. ]

Looks like they're in place.

video also

[fourgasm]

[Fuck it, he'll switch to video, it's actually way easier than typing he's realized.

Here's Klaus' face, laying it on as thick as his eyeliner.]

Oh, well gosh darn it! I've been thinking lately, we as a society need a sexy skeleton. You know? To kiss just... directly on some shiny white teeth.

[shiro2hero]

SPACE★DADDY sent you a message!

i hate that i know this exists thanks social media

[tagartist]

... i'm throwing my fluid in the trash

[shiro2hero]

maybe if i hold onto it i can melt it for you

;)

[pineneedles]

treelover sent you a flirt!

[tagartist]

[ She forgot she HAD this and she's off to look at the profile of who would be flirting with her and... immediately... has to take five minutes to collect herself.


what.





W H A T. ]

hey
if this was a misfire, i totally get it, the devices have been fucking up pretty bad lately

[pineneedles]

shut up with your 'oh i'm not totally cute' ass